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May 16th, 2008

All The Rage

Contributorsby Meryl Berman

Dear Dennis,

Good morning, dahling; it is a good day for wake-up calls & jock (s)trapped journalism:

KWTN denies cape fair allegations . . . of lewd & lascivious out-rage. And no, Sal G will not be the new express-o columnist . . . while running for conflict in office. My romance language of o-pine does seem to have inspired a better caliber of ‘bite the bullet’ satire & irreverence in a couplet of Others . . . and viva la difference for humorless( on) hubris . . . out-side your own blue news artless dodger verdict of ‘guest commentary’ & diss-cussed sentencing. And yes, my sin is ‘failing to success’ more than a Sloan & Kettering point of intent . . . for gag groupers with Gemini-twinned themes of constructive critique & de-constructive writes of passage. And maybe, I resemble that remark. ‘I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue.’

I wanna live to be the Ann-Margret of the AARP set(tee) and fringe element of periodic(ally) upset tables of Trollop(e) . . . in a different (s)pace of place & verticallychallenged time. And no, vegetarians are permitted to eat animus crackers in (y)our town of don’t stop the carnivore(s) . . . with hell-o good intentions of learning curves . . . leather & laced to men-O-pause primal surges of wit-work fit to skewer the howling of civil war(n), dunces of confederacy, and hybrid nursed grievances a-bout definitions of hurricane harassment. And yes, I try to be a good bitch; and maybe, no one can have it both ways when Rorschach fencing code(s) . . . without getting splinters up apertures of inkblot ambiguity. Bottoms up to Occam’s razor . . . and non-bitter endings of after-the-fact diss-closure & diss-agreement a-bout my ability to make a point of difference. ‘The Power Of The Blues.’

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